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posted by garth bruner at 2:07 PM
Humorous illustrator, designer, toy designer. I blame my sweet wife and children for keeping me a kid at heart. See my work at http://www.artofgarth.com
4 Comments:
OMG Garth,
are you serious??! That is sooo hilarious!! That just makes my day today.
Where in your studio did you place it?! This is soo funny. Just awesome. I can totally see that you just couldn't throw it out. It's kind of cute in it's own way and has a life story of its own.
Welcome to 'Studio Friday'!
Wow, where would you place such a thing in your studio?? I can't imagine having this on the wall and having to look at it each day. You definitely have the ugliest contribution for this weeks Studio Friday! :-)
That is absolutely fantastic! I'd happily swap a co-worker for one of those lol
I hang it on the outside of my studio door to ward off my children so that I can work.
Just kidding.
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